Ten Reasons why they should have gone to Victoria Court instead of The Pen

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Top Ten Reasons Why They Should Have Gone To Victoria Court Instead Of The Pen

1. They were only gonna stay for a ‘short time’ anyway

2. Bishop Labayen & Fr. Robert Reyes could have heard confessions… lots of sinners there!

3. They could have wet the towels in the jacuzzi to combat tear gas… while wrapped in towels.

4. There are no wedding receptions in Victoria Court… only honeymoons.

5. The police will think twice before lobbing tear gas coz their officers may be there.

6. The APC won’t know which garage to park in.

7. The ceiling mirrors would have thrown off the raiding party.

8. ABS-CBN could have done an episode of XXX and The Buzz while covering the coup

9. “What happens in Victoria Court stays in Victoria court”

10. It’s a better place to get screwed.

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